Okay, not that I have heard that one, let alone any of the other thousands of horrible pick up lines any time recently, but they are still funny to hear/read. So to start off this week with a smile, I thought it would be fun to revisit some of these little gems. Take a look at these little pearls-
- Are your legs tired? ‘cause you been running through my mind ALL day long. (Overdone, yet still a classic)
- Look at you with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
- I’m new in town. Can you give me direction to your apartment?
- I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
- You can forget about going to heaven because it’s a sin to look that good.
- Baby you look so sweet you’re giving me a cavity.
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
- Gee, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
- Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
I can just see the hero in a romance novel making off with the heroine’s heart and some hot and heavy entanglements after delivering one of these lines. Surely she would swoon after hearing number nine. What are some pick up lines you have heard, used, or written? Come on, play along….you know you want to.
Sláinte!
