Yes I feel the need to share Moira’s girl rules. They may seem basic, but here they are none the less.
1. New Heels are totally fab but should only be decorating your stems when the time wearing them will be limited. What good are those to die for shoes if they are hiding under the desk or if you are walking like the Bride of Frankenstein in them? So not cute! Screams look at me in all the wrong ways.
2. Having to take more than one shower in a day is nothing to whine or cry about. Well unless you are covered in mud and your latest haute de couture creation is reeking, wrecked, and/or ruined! Then I might be brought to tears just by hearing the tale!
3. Make-up and Hair is a must! You should always do these two things before leaving the house.
Um...I'm sorry what was the rule about the guy in 2C?
For you. Not so the guy in 2C will notice you. It makes you feel good about yourself that’s why. Okay for you and for the guy in 2C, but please do it for you first!
4. Never put yourself in a position to be called a tramp. One exception to this rule would be that you were sacrificing your own pristine reputation for world peace, but that is an extreme example and you must be REALLY good at what you do to solve a centuries old problem like World Peace.
5. Girlfriends are hard to come by. If you have even one that you can relate to, treasure that friendship more than a Tiffany’s bracelet. Trust me. This is coming from a girl who LOVES Tiffany’s.
That’s it. My Friday Five. Dedicated to the wonderful Sally, her new shoes, and the email which inspired this post. 
Now run along and see what my fellow Passionate Critters have on their Friday Five lists.
Bethanne Strasser / Gina Ardito / Debora Dennis / Harper Bennett
I’m just a tad distracted by the cheekage going on in this post. I’m not sure I’m going to absorb all of these rules. I may have to come back again. And again. And again.
Can I have 2C’s number? I think I lost it.
For decades, I’ve been saying I don’t go to the end of my driveway for the mail without my hair and makeup done.
Excellent rules, Moira! All true.
I’m a big advocate for number three. I think women should take a little extra time for themselves if it makes them feel good. (Says the girl in desperate need of an eyebrow wax. Thank God for bangs!)
Very fun post. I love a cute pair of heels as much as the next girl – but these old legs just can’t walk in them like I used to!
I do NOT leave the house without my lipstick on – that’s rule #1 for me!
And I love #4 – no tramps!
Have a great weekend!
LOL
World Peace. Yeah. Right.
I never wear makeup, and usually run out of the house with my hair still damp (if not wet), because I’m usually late for work.
I don’t trust hairdressers, and frankly, I’m at war with makeup. I never get it right.
Since I’m not a girly-girl (who’d-a-thunk-it!) heels leave me cold. Gimme a sturdy pair of riding boots, cowboy boots, running shoes. I let others break their ankles. (I do own a very snazzy pair of purple shoes with 4″ steel stiletto heels… beware. Oh and a pair of italian leather ones with a 2″ heel.)
People who call me a tramp will have a close encounter with those 4″ steel heels…
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