This is one of those topics I can never get enough of. Probably because the pool is never full. So here are five random pick up lines most of which left me rolling my eyes and wondering if they ever work for anyone. Anyone brave enough to share?
- You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
- I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I have to say, the only pickup lines I ever heard are pretty played out. The “Are your legs tired cause you’ve been running through my mind all day”, You – “Did it hurt”. The other person will naturally say “Did what hurt?”, You – “When you fell from heaven.”, and then “Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.” None of which worked.
Now run along and see what my fellow Passionate Critters have on their Friday Five lists.